humor and fun
Everybody knows that when you have a brilliant idea a light bulb goes off above your head. I have a problem. You see, my ideas are so brilliant that the light bulb blinds me! Take last Thursday for example. I had a brilliant idea to change my brilliant bulb from an incandescent to a compact [...]
Yes, in case you were wondering, we are now listed on alltop.com. What an honor. I would like to begin by thanking the academy and all of the little people who helped us reach this pinnacle of greatness. And I would like to end by saying “cool”!
This week a new 3G iPhone is being released and as a modern Sasquatch I like to look at and try out new technology. The new i-Phone looks neat, but it is a little small for my large hands and I don’t like to type on it. The phone is cool for the modern and [...]
I would like to introduce my friend Business Dog. Business Dog has all the experience one will ever need in the dog-eat-dog world of business and he has been kind enough to agree to answer some business questions from our smileyfootcom readers. Jim Klienbauser owner of a small coffee and gift shop asks: I am [...]
That’s right, I can tell by the way you are reading this. You are a nose picker! You’re not even ashamed of it. Your days are spent in a continuous cycle of of pick, roll, fling and repeat. Just wash your hands before you move that mouse pointer of yours all over this web page!
I am tired of mustand and ketchup and relish on my hot dogs. A real Smiley Foot such as myself requires a new more modern, risky type of topping; ice cream! That’s right, a hot dog with at least three scoops of ice cream. The hot dog has to be all beef, and the ice [...]
There once was a pig from Milwaukee Who everyday liked to play hockey One day he decided to wear only one sockey He got so cold he couldn’t talkey
Mr. Magnet on my frigde, you are the coolest device that ever stuck a piece of paper to a hunk of metal. You put the rare in rare earth. You are so much cooler than the ceramic magnets that ordinary people use on thier refridgerators. I create beautiful works of art involving frogs and snowflakes [...]
