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The Brilliant Bulb Upgrade

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

Everybody knows that when you have a brilliant idea a light bulb goes off above your head.  I have a problem.  You see, my ideas are so brilliant that the light bulb blinds me!  Take  last Thursday for example.  I had a brilliant idea to change my brilliant bulb from an incandescent to a compact […]

Smiley Foot Now Listed at Alltop.com!

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Yes, in case you were wondering, we are now listed on alltop.com. What an honor.  I would like to begin by thanking the academy and all of the little people who helped us reach this pinnacle of greatness.  And I would like to end by saying “cool”!

The New Smiley Phone

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

This week a new 3G iPhone is being released and as a modern Sasquatch I like to look at and try out new technology.  The new i-Phone looks neat, but it is a little small for my large hands and I don’t like to type on it.  The phone is cool for the modern and […]

Ask Business Dog- The Airline Business Model

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

I would like to introduce my friend Business Dog.  Business Dog has all the experience one will ever need in the dog-eat-dog world of business and he has been kind enough to agree to answer some business questions from our smileyfootcom readers. Jim Klienbauser owner of a small coffee and gift shop asks: I am […]

I Know About Your Nosepicking!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

That’s right, I can tell by the way you are reading this.  You are a nose picker! You’re not even ashamed of it. Your days are spent in a continuous cycle of of pick, roll, fling and repeat. Just wash your hands before you move that mouse pointer of yours all over this web page!

I Like Ice Cream on My Hot Dog

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

I am tired of mustand and ketchup and relish on my hot dogs.  A real Smiley Foot such as myself requires a new more modern, risky type of topping; ice cream!  That’s right, a hot dog with at least three scoops of ice cream.  The hot dog has to be all beef, and the ice […]

Milwaukee Pig

Monday, June 30th, 2008

There once was a pig from Milwaukee  Who everyday liked to play hockey One day he decided to wear only one sockey He got so cold he couldn’t talkey

A Thankyou to my Magnet

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Mr. Magnet on my frigde, you are the coolest device that ever stuck a piece of paper to a hunk of metal.  You put the rare in rare earth.  You are so much cooler than the ceramic magnets that ordinary people use on thier refridgerators.  I create beautiful works of art involving frogs and snowflakes […]