Archive for the 'Funny Things' Category

Solution for Olympic Smog

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

China is very worried now about clean air and there was a big story today in the news about how the smog in the air makes it look polluted. The Smiley Foot solution is to give attendees of the Olympic Games a pair of sunglasses that will make everything sunnier instead of darker. The proverbial […]

Do the Wednesday Wobble!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Wobble, wobble, wobble then you shake, shake, shake. Jump to the left, jump to the right. Now everybody shout “Don’t sneeze on me!”

What if Bob Was a Rebob?

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

What if Bob was a Rebob? would that make him a oyster without sunglasses? If it did could I buy him a pair of sunglasses to make him feel better?

Never Prank a Sasquatch

Monday, July 28th, 2008

This Jack Links commercial is the best example of why you should never prank a Sasquatch.

Listen

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Listen, do you hear the sound of chirping Woo Me Birds? Neither do I.  I have always wanted to hear one.  Let me know if you ever hear one.

Hairy Fish?

Friday, July 25th, 2008

You wouldn’t dare stare at a fish with no hair.  But a bear with no hair you might give a care.

The All Vitamin Diet

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Recently I tried one of the little Sasquatches vitamins.  It was a chewable one shaped like a stone age cartoon character.  I not big on needing a variety of food an often times I find eating to be a big waste of time that could be better spent on other efforts.  Because of this and […]

Ode to a Waffle

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Oh my sweet, checkered waffle how wonderful you are.  I pull you from the freezer and place you in my toaster.  When you are slightly burnt you pop up.  I butter you and cover you in syrup.  You are a meal fit for a lazy old sasquatch such as myself.  I can already fell my […]

Joke of the Monday

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Everything Costs More Except for You!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

It seems very ironic that when the price of everything I buy is increasing the EPA has decreased the statisical value of my life.  What’s a fiddle of gold worth now a days?