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		<title>The Magical Hair Rocker</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Living in the world of short, well kept hair lives a rare rebel, the Hair Rocker! ]]></description>
		<link>http://smileyfoot.com/?p=108</link>
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		<title>Postseason Baseball &#8220;Who&#8217;s on First!&#8221;</title>
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		<title>My Brief TV Stint &#8220;Bigfoot and Wildboy&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ya, I was on TV way back when.  No, I don&#8217;t remember it either.]]></description>
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		<title>That Was Not Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, you can quit asking.  Yes, I have been busy covering up the big foot find of a few weeks ago.  I even managed to switch out the body sent if for autopsy.  The only people who are allowed to know sasquatches actually exist are the loyal readers of this website.]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not So Bad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever things get rough and I don&#8217;t think it can get any worse I just sit down, take a deep breath and try to remember one thing.  No matter what else happens at least I don&#8217;t have to train in a new maid right now.]]></description>
		<link>http://smileyfoot.com/?p=97</link>
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		<title>Yellow is the New Speedboat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Breaking news&#8230;&#8230;.Yellow is not just for British people living in submarines anymore, it also works for muskrats living in speedboats!]]></description>
		<link>http://smileyfoot.com/?p=95</link>
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		<title>Five Yellow Turkeys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Five yellow turkeys sat down one day to enjoy the afternoon and discuss matters concerning the United Yellow Turkey Union (UYTU). One of them had to leave for an important meeting with its arobics instructor. Now there are four yellow turkeys discussing the modern implications of string theory. One of them leaves to research Heisenberg&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Wanders Where</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What wanders where?&#8221;  I asked my good friend Willie Weezly. &#8220;Wompers, Weasels, Woogas and Wildiers wander in the willows while the Wabosas wander west of the wall.&#8221; He responded. &#8220;Wow&#8221; was the only word I could wranle after finding that out.]]></description>
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		<title>A Time in Smiley Foot&#8217;s Life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There comes a time in every Sasquatches life when he or she gets old.  I think Smiley Foot is nearing that age.  I recently turned 300 years upon this great sphere hurtling through space, I am now nearing middle age for a Sasquatch.  There is so much that I need to accomplish in the next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zippidy Dippidy Doo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I like blue marshmallows with a sort of green undertone to be roasted and placed on a saltine cracker with a lump of cheese.  It is probably because I grew up in the middle of a forest.]]></description>
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