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There once was a pig from Milwaukee  Who everyday liked to play hockey One day he decided to wear only one sockey He got so cold he couldn’t talkey

It’s ten o’clock at night; do you know where your sheep are?  No you don’t, you could be just like Little Bo-Peep and you don’t even know yet.  All the more reason you should hire a 700 lb gorilla to follow your sheep around and keep an eye on them.

Mr. Magnet on my frigde, you are the coolest device that ever stuck a piece of paper to a hunk of metal.  You put the rare in rare earth.  You are so much cooler than the ceramic magnets that ordinary people use on thier refridgerators.  I create beautiful works of art involving frogs and snowflakes [...]