Archive for June, 2008

Milwaukee Pig

Monday, June 30th, 2008

There once was a pig from Milwaukee  Who everyday liked to play hockey One day he decided to wear only one sockey He got so cold he couldn’t talkey

Where Are Your Sheep?

Friday, June 27th, 2008

It’s ten o’clock at night; do you know where your sheep are?  No you don’t, you could be just like Little Bo-Peep and you don’t even know yet.  All the more reason you should hire a 700 lb gorilla to follow your sheep around and keep an eye on them.

A Thankyou to my Magnet

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Mr. Magnet on my frigde, you are the coolest device that ever stuck a piece of paper to a hunk of metal.  You put the rare in rare earth.  You are so much cooler than the ceramic magnets that ordinary people use on thier refridgerators.  I create beautiful works of art involving frogs and snowflakes […]