humor and fun
China is very worried now about clean air and there was a big story today in the news about how the smog in the air makes it look polluted. The Smiley Foot solution is to give attendees of the Olympic Games a pair of sunglasses that will make everything sunnier instead of darker. The proverbial [...]
Wobble, wobble, wobble then you shake, shake, shake. Jump to the left, jump to the right. Now everybody shout “Don’t sneeze on me!”
What if Bob was a Rebob? would that make him a oyster without sunglasses? If it did could I buy him a pair of sunglasses to make him feel better?
Knock knock -Who’s there? Boo -Boo Who? It’s not that bad, it’s just a knock knock joke. Don’t cry about it.
This Jack Links commercial is the best example of why you should never prank a Sasquatch.
Listen, do you hear the sound of chirping Woo Me Birds? Neither do I. I have always wanted to hear one. Let me know if you ever hear one.
You wouldn’t dare stare at a fish with no hair. But a bear with no hair you might give a care.
Recently I tried one of the little Sasquatches vitamins. It was a chewable one shaped like a stone age cartoon character. I not big on needing a variety of food an often times I find eating to be a big waste of time that could be better spent on other efforts. Because of this and [...]
Oh my sweet, checkered waffle how wonderful you are. I pull you from the freezer and place you in my toaster. When you are slightly burnt you pop up. I butter you and cover you in syrup. You are a meal fit for a lazy old sasquatch such as myself. I can already fell my [...]
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
