Archive for July, 2008

The Brilliant Bulb Upgrade

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

Everybody knows that when you have a brilliant idea a light bulb goes off above your head.  I have a problem.  You see, my ideas are so brilliant that the light bulb blinds me!  Take  last Thursday for example.  I had a brilliant idea to change my brilliant bulb from an incandescent to a compact […]

Smiley Foot Now Listed at!

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Yes, in case you were wondering, we are now listed on What an honor.  I would like to begin by thanking the academy and all of the little people who helped us reach this pinnacle of greatness.  And I would like to end by saying “cool”!

Philosophical Question

Friday, July 18th, 2008

If a chicken goes into the woods and finds a stick with a piece of cheese on the end do I still have to do the chicken dance at weddings? Philosophical Question

Everything Costs More Except for You!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

It seems very ironic that when the price of everything I buy is increasing the EPA has decreased the statisical value of my life.  What’s a fiddle of gold worth now a days?

A Fish Can Swim

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

When it comes to swimming I am more or less a floating mound of hair.  My friend Jimmy the Jumping Walleye, on the other hand, is the best swimmer I have ever seen.  Jimmy was over to my place the other night to play cards and we started talking about the Olympics and how Jimmy […]

Aha, Said the Moose

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

I looked around on a Tuesday expecting to see a Wednesday around the corner.  Instead I saw a purple cat wearing a yellow hat.  My wondering eyes told my sleepy ears to pay no attention because the pickles are not masters of linguistics.

What a Little Birdie Told Me

Monday, July 14th, 2008

I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden this funny looking bird landed in front of me and started talking about the weather.  I realized the bird was trying to start up a conversation with me. I was a little shocked to see a talking bird and I said to him […]

Joke of the Monday

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Q-  Why was the peanut laying bruised and beaten on the street? A- He was a salted.

Gas Costs More Than Milk

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

After completing some very complicated calculations I have reached the conclusion that gas now costs more than milk.  At least in the United States.  I guess I will consider milk my fuel while I peddle my bicycle.

Smiley Foot Language- Wooga Wa Wa Wooga Wa Wa

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

In the Smiley Foot language “Wooga Wa Wa Wooga Wa Wa” translates to “I have a bad headache.  Please leave me alone.”