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Breaking news…….Yellow is not just for British people living in submarines anymore, it also works for muskrats living in speedboats!

Five yellow turkeys sat down one day to enjoy the afternoon and discuss matters concerning the United Yellow Turkey Union (UYTU). One of them had to leave for an important meeting with its arobics instructor. Now there are four yellow turkeys discussing the modern implications of string theory. One of them leaves to research Heisenberg’s [...]

“What wanders where?”  I asked my good friend Willie Weezly. “Wompers, Weasels, Woogas and Wildiers wander in the willows while the Wabosas wander west of the wall.” He responded. “Wow” was the only word I could wranle after finding that out.

There comes a time in every Sasquatches life when he or she gets old.  I think Smiley Foot is nearing that age.  I recently turned 300 years upon this great sphere hurtling through space, I am now nearing middle age for a Sasquatch.  There is so much that I need to accomplish in the next [...]

I like blue marshmallows with a sort of green undertone to be roasted and placed on a saltine cracker with a lump of cheese.  It is probably because I grew up in the middle of a forest.