Ode to a Waffle

by smiley ~ July 22nd, 2008. Filed under: Funny Things.

Oh my sweet, checkered waffle how wonderful you are.  I pull you from the freezer and place you in my toaster.  When you are slightly burnt you pop up.  I butter you and cover you in syrup.  You are a meal fit for a lazy old sasquatch such as myself.  I can already fell my arteries clogging.  Thank you waffle for giving me something tastey to eat.

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