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There comes a time in every Sasquatches life when he or she gets old.  I think Smiley Foot is nearing that age.  I recently turned 300 years upon this great sphere hurtling through space, I am now nearing middle age for a Sasquatch.  There is so much that I need to accomplish in the next 300 years.  For instance I would like to break the world record for time spent jumping rope, but alas I cannot jump rope at all (I just trip over ropes).  To make up for my inability to jump rope I will just write this paragraph about not being able to jump rope.