Five Yellow Turkeys

by smiley ~ August 8th, 2008. Filed under: Funny Things.

Five yellow turkeys sat down one day to enjoy the afternoon and discuss matters concerning the United Yellow Turkey Union (UYTU).

One of them had to leave for an important meeting with its arobics instructor.

Now there are four yellow turkeys discussing the modern implications of string theory.

One of them leaves to research Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle.

Now there are three yellow turkeys discussing the amount of dust on a shelf.

One of them leaves because of dust allergies.

Now there are two yellow turkeys playing a game of pong.

One of them is a sore loser that gets mad and leaves.

Now there is only one yellow turkey, he just reads the newest Dr. Zumiskis mystery and falls asleep.

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