China is very worried now about clean air and there was a big story today in the news about how the smog in the air makes it look polluted. The Smiley Foot solution is to give attendees of the Olympic Games a pair of sunglasses that will make everything sunnier instead of darker. The proverbial “rose colored glasses” are the solution. As far as breathing the pollution I think everyone should remember what doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger.
Recently I tried one of the little Sasquatches vitamins. It was a chewable one shaped like a stone age cartoon character. I not big on needing a variety of food an often times I find eating to be a big waste of time that could be better spent on other efforts. Because of this and the incredible flavor of the chewable kid’s vitamins I am beginning a research project on whether a grown Sasquatch can live on vitamins alone. After I eliminate eating I am going to start working on eliminating the need for sleep. Anybody have any suggestions?
Oh my sweet, checkered waffle how wonderful you are. I pull you from the freezer and place you in my toaster. When you are slightly burnt you pop up. I butter you and cover you in syrup. You are a meal fit for a lazy old sasquatch such as myself. I can already fell my arteries clogging. Thank you waffle for giving me something tastey to eat.
